Idea by Ryan. Written by Chris

Step 1: Be polite and courteous. Before you begin your courtship it is important to be polite. You should refer to the womenfolk as ma'am often. While introducing the womenfolk to your friends you should refer to her as Miss _________. At no point is introducing her as your “ bitch” or “hoe” acceptable.

Step 2: when sitting with womenfolk it is polite to pull the chair out for her allowing her to sit. It is never acceptable to pull the chair out from under her while she is sitting down-no matter how humorous it is.

Step 3: when walking with womenfolk you should make it a point to hold all doors open, always put your sports coat over any puddles allowing her to walk over it. You should never push her into the puddle, give her a “flat tire” or let the door slam into her face.

Step 4: When talking to your womenfolk on the phone it is important to listen to what they are saying. At no point should you set the phone down and come back later when her story is done, nor should you pay someone else to listen to it.

Step 5: When conversing with womenfolk it is good to talk about common interest things. You should never talk about “hoes you fucked” or STDs you may have.

Step 6: When dining with Womenfolk it is always polite to pick up the tab. At no point does “not it to pay” or “lets go dutch” apply Always make sure you have your wallet on you. Also you should never make vomit noises at what she orders.

Step 7: Defending the womenfolk's honor when they are hit on by another man: it is necessary for you to get upset. Say something along the lines of “this women is spoken for” if you have a glove, it is necessary to swat it across the man's face challenging himi. At no point shall you ever attempt to negotiate a payment, monetary or otherwise for a evening with your women.

Step 8: When Buying gifts for Womenfolk, it is important to buy a appropriate gift. Lingerie is not acceptable gift for a first date. If buying clothing if you don't know the correct size it is better to buy too small than too big you don't want her to think you think she's bigger.

Step 9: When being invited into Womenfolk home after a date. If she asks you whether or not you would like to come inside, tell her yes. Do not push the subject if she doesn't. Don't say “what about I come inside and get into those pants of yours” or “dinner aint free”

Step 10: When courting womenfolk isn't for you: For some its not women folk youre interested in. There is no guide for dating men folk Every time dudes kiss another dude, god kills a puppy.